Deductible

Think insurance where you pay a deductible and the insurance will pay the rest. Well, after vomiting the other day, I decided to implement the vomit deductible. One may only vomit a certain amount of times in a year or for extreme cases a lifetime. I have definitely superseded that arbitrary number and should be home free for the lifetime. Now if I can just convince my body it's a real deal, it doesn't seem to want to cooperate.